Somebody Shoot Me

ok lets see, im gonna list down a few situations u can b in n u can think abt it , which one would u b in . alrite

a) u work ur ass off at the restaurant every single day eating d same food at the restaurant u work at so that u can save money to pay for ur school, n by the time u saved up to around 700usd+, that mayb takes 3/4 of a month, u lost ur wallet, ur local id, driving license and all the money u work ur ass for, the extra delivery shifts that u take on the weekends, the shitty tips u get, all for nothing . and u lost it while new year's eve and xmas eve was around d corner .

b)u bring ur friend around town n decided to bring him to vizit d famous beach, as u were playing ball as usual, ur tendon in ur arm as shown on the pic above, got hit by an elbow of some 6"foot guy, ok, no big deal, u felt a little numbness at first n u pushed on just to make sure u dun make a wuss out of urself, later on that nite u cant even lift ur right arm no more . and for a week already u still cant put it straight, so u have to take off from work, meaning even less or no money at all, now lets not relate case a. with case b. oh yea n ur working to pay ur school fees .

c)ok another case, u injured some part of ur body part a weekend b4 d big snowboarding day, so not only d pain from the injury stop u from doing wat u love, like playing basketball n going snowboarding, lets not relate case a&b to this one k, u cant do wat u love, n addition to that u have to pay 100usd cz u couldnt find anybody else to take ur place to go snowboarding .

d)ok seperate case from a,b&c, u wake up 630am in the morning to hit traffic for nearly an hour to get to school, sit there in class 745am - 815am, teacher was late, didnt teach anything, talked abt how hectic her life is n her husband's injury, so basically waited till like 840am n when she arrived, taught u nothing at all, didnt take attendance n class ended 15mins earlier than usual, ok so u got another class at 345pm - 5pm so u stayed in school the whole day, (since u have no job or cant work), know nobody at school, zero friends, nobody to talk to in a school which consist of 32000 students, so i guess the most u can do is stay around the cafeteria to check out girls or either stay in the library n stay online for like 6hrs n 25mins just to wait for that class, when the time came, u went to class n u see a notice on the door saying 'class cancel', so besides the fact that u can go home early without traffic, u have to go home during peak hours, n take about 45mins to get back home...

of the 4 cases, just choose one which u think is d nicest, by the end of d day today, i wasnt angry or pouting, i was laughing when i was driving home thinkin about all those things that happen to me . really, it still amaze me wat life can bring u sometimes .. i was thinkin mayb on d way back some big trailer could crush into me to break my legs n car, or mayb some pipe could hit thru my eye, losing one eyeball or just might as well use a cutter to take out my heart n crush it into a million pieces .. i was thinkin abt home when bad things happen, but in a row .. home aint gonna help me now ..

ill sell my soul .. if that wat it takes ..